Well, #CROONATICS, the unstoppable march of progress goes on and brings us technologies that might help your buddy THE RATTLER achieve his ultimate dream, living forever to rule the galaxy as your unopposed God-King!
Could "second skin" be the key to life eternal?
I worry that the more layers of fresh new skin you sprayed on to conceal your hideous aging visage, the more your skin might start to look too puffy, droopy or even melty. Scientists might even come to name this condition "Ted Cruz Syndrome."
Could accrued layers of "second skin" account for Senator Cruz's changing appearance over the years?
Suffice it to say, it seems that "second skin" has a few more years of trial and error ahead before it could become my first choice of eternal life strategies. For now I'll just stick to keeping my blood oxygen levels up in my hyperbaric chamber, eating plenty of seafood, and pickling my organs one margarita at a time!
Now, without further ado, check out the playlist for today's rocking edition of the ZOO CROO!
6:05 - 6:10
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The Dustbowl Revival “What You’re Doing to Me”
Night Beats “Sunday Mourning”
6:15 -
Allah Las “Tell Me (What’s On Your Mind)”
Protomartyr “The Devil In His Youth”
Matilde Davoli “I’m Calling You From My Dreams”
The Third Bardo “I’m Five Years Ahead Of My Time”
6:35 - 6:50
Shout Out Louds “Ill Wills”
Nothing “The Dead Are Dumb”
Black Dice “La Cucaracha”
Pompeya “Slaver”
6:55 - 7:10
Gold Class “Bite Down”
PJ Harvey “The Wheel”
Parquet Courts “Steady On My Mind”
Mass Gothic “Nice Night”
7:15 - 7:30
So Pitted “I’m Not Over It”
Warm Soda “Forbidden Emotion”
Feels “Tell Me If You Want It”
The Gotobeds “Real Maths/Too Much”
7:35 - 7:45
Yuck “Hold Me Closer”
Colleen Green “Between The Lines”
Adult Books “Nihilism For Beginners”
7:50 - 8:05
Guerilla Toss “Diamond Girls”
Tacocat “The Internet”
DCTV “Impossible (Yeah)”
Drinking Flowers “Special High”
The KVB “In Deep”
8:10 - 8:25
Morning Harvey “Smith Street Swap Meet”
The Dirty Nil “Lowlives”
Deep Vally “Gonna Make My Own Money”
Le Tigre “Tres Bien”
8:30 - 8:45
Lust For Youth “Sudden Ambitions”
Some Gifts “Adolescence”
Thao & The Get Down Stay Down ”Nobody Dies”
Summer Twins “JuJu”
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8:50 - 9:00 HARDCORE DOUBLESHOT
Kalashnikov “Schluter’s Kabinet”
Blaxfema “Guerre”
Scholastic Deth “Bookstore Core”
Sociedad Violenta “Violencia y Destruccion”
Negaziones “Non Mi Dire”
Inocentes “Não Diga Não”
Svart Framtid “Disiplin”
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9:05……..
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